A large high school in Naperville, Illinois. Their mascot is the huskies. Like Naperville Central, it is consistently rated one of the top high schools in the state of Illinois. The average ACT score of a Naperville North student is between a 24 and 25, much higher than the national average of 20. A student that does not go to college after North is considered a failure.
It is a common saying that the only think husky about North is their women. This is not true. While there are some girls at the school that are overweight, there are some that are beautiful.
One major flaw about North is the large stoner/nerd population. While there are posters around the school that say 67% of students don't smoke or drink, it is widely known that 67% of students do smoke or drink. On the other hand, many kids are /b/tards. They spend their days quoting memes like rickrolling and mudkipz. They are not funny or original, but they think they are. These kids can be found taking MVC or APUSH or at home on 4chan.
In general, Naperville North is not much different than any high school. The dance code is a bit strict, but the great education and general wealth of the students makes up for all of it. Anyone who hates this school would be unhappy anywhere.
It is a common saying that the only think husky about North is their women. This is not true. While there are some girls at the school that are overweight, there are some that are beautiful.
One major flaw about North is the large stoner/nerd population. While there are posters around the school that say 67% of students don't smoke or drink, it is widely known that 67% of students do smoke or drink. On the other hand, many kids are /b/tards. They spend their days quoting memes like rickrolling and mudkipz. They are not funny or original, but they think they are. These kids can be found taking MVC or APUSH or at home on 4chan.
In general, Naperville North is not much different than any high school. The dance code is a bit strict, but the great education and general wealth of the students makes up for all of it. Anyone who hates this school would be unhappy anywhere.
North student A "Ugh I got a 28 on my ACT I'm so stupid!"
North student B "HAHA I got a 32! You're retarded!"
Kid A "The only think husky about North is their women! HAHAHA"
North student "Yeah, I guess that amazingly hot girl is kinda husky isn't she?"
Kid A "Oh shit can I get her number?"
North stoner A "Want to get high tonight?"
North stoner B "Yeah right after we finish drinking this bottle of vodka."
North nerd A "So I herd u liek mudkipz?"
Normal north kid A "Get the fuck away from me."
Naperville North High School, the best high school in Illinois.
North student B "HAHA I got a 32! You're retarded!"
Kid A "The only think husky about North is their women! HAHAHA"
North student "Yeah, I guess that amazingly hot girl is kinda husky isn't she?"
Kid A "Oh shit can I get her number?"
North stoner A "Want to get high tonight?"
North stoner B "Yeah right after we finish drinking this bottle of vodka."
North nerd A "So I herd u liek mudkipz?"
Normal north kid A "Get the fuck away from me."
Naperville North High School, the best high school in Illinois.
by #bangme March 6, 2010
A high school in naperville. You love it and hate it. A lot of people there carry designer bags and wear expensive clothing. You often think of graduating early while attending NCHS.
by sam March 11, 2005
by Edp4456789 May 22, 2018
Naperville North consists of a bunch of douche bags, mainly in the freshman class of 2013. You can often find these guys sitting together in a sausage fest during lunch screaming loudly and being obnoxious. All of them are fucking sick, besides a few but they end up being pricks so either way life still sucks to be a girl at Naperville North. A lot of the hot girls are single because they try and hook up with the sophmore class of 2012 who can't get any pussy, simply because the freshman guys don't even know what a vagina looks like. These guys consistently talk about "getting pussy" when they don't even talk to girls, they also talk about the office, football, and how long their pathetic dicks are. A lot of these guys also try to throw "parties" where there's supposed to be grinding but it ends up being one trashy whore grinding up on some ugly faggot on the wall alone. Both girls and guys are stuck up besides the people who smoke weed and/or dont give a fuck. Overall, the freshman guys are immature, annoying, ugly, and pathetic. I truly do feel sorry for anyone who has to deal with these guys at Naperville North.
Claire: Ew did you hear Zac screaming at lunch today?
Amanda: Yeah he's so fucking annoying just like all the other Naperville North Class of 2013 Guys.
Claire: Yeah I know, all the guys in are grade are so immature i'm just going to go hook up with a sophmore.
Amanda: Yeah he's so fucking annoying just like all the other Naperville North Class of 2013 Guys.
Claire: Yeah I know, all the guys in are grade are so immature i'm just going to go hook up with a sophmore.
by Suck on this bitchhheez November 28, 2009
A place where expensive houses literally land you 2 feet next to your neighbors and an explosion if indian people who cant drive live. Too many people, too much privilege. Too much ignorance.
Naperville is a city that west of the chicago suburbs meant to cash trap people into living around a fuck ton more liberal people.
Person 1: Damn these people from napervile cant drive for shit.
Person 2: ah fuck man, you're right. Theres nothing good here.
Person 1: Yeah man, waste of fuckin money. I hate living around brainwashed people
Person 1: Damn these people from napervile cant drive for shit.
Person 2: ah fuck man, you're right. Theres nothing good here.
Person 1: Yeah man, waste of fuckin money. I hate living around brainwashed people
by GramaphoneExpertise January 5, 2020
A website that delivers all the gay news about Naperville including jobs, events, and crime. Most of the crime is done by niggers except for the E Sam shit. Any comments that are posted saying anything that does not fit a liberal agenda are deleted and the user is suspended.
X Nad: Why did my account get suspended? All I said was "Lets guess who" on a article talking about the armed robbery in Naperville.
K Kee: It's the Naperville Patch! All the writers are fag liberals who suck JB dick.
X Nad: Oh ok, that makes sense now
K Kee: It's the Naperville Patch! All the writers are fag liberals who suck JB dick.
X Nad: Oh ok, that makes sense now
by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 19, 2022