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Naperville North High School 

A high school in the city of Naperville where everyone is a huge douchbag because their all shit rich. It’s also the school where within the span of 2 years 4 suicides took place. One of which made national news. Because the school doesn’t care about their students. If you can help it, avoid going here at all costs.
The best high school to go to if you want to kill your self is Naperville north high school for sure!
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Naperville North High School 

A large high school in Naperville, Illinois. Their mascot is the huskies. Like Naperville Central, it is consistently rated one of the top high schools in the state of Illinois. The average ACT score of a Naperville North student is between a 24 and 25, much higher than the national average of 20. A student that does not go to college after North is considered a failure.

It is a common saying that the only think husky about North is their women. This is not true. While there are some girls at the school that are overweight, there are some that are beautiful.

One major flaw about North is the large stoner/nerd population. While there are posters around the school that say 67% of students don't smoke or drink, it is widely known that 67% of students do smoke or drink. On the other hand, many kids are /b/tards. They spend their days quoting memes like rickrolling and mudkipz. They are not funny or original, but they think they are. These kids can be found taking MVC or APUSH or at home on 4chan.

In general, Naperville North is not much different than any high school. The dance code is a bit strict, but the great education and general wealth of the students makes up for all of it. Anyone who hates this school would be unhappy anywhere.
North student A "Ugh I got a 28 on my ACT I'm so stupid!"
North student B "HAHA I got a 32! You're retarded!"

Kid A "The only think husky about North is their women! HAHAHA"
North student "Yeah, I guess that amazingly hot girl is kinda husky isn't she?"
Kid A "Oh shit can I get her number?"

North stoner A "Want to get high tonight?"
North stoner B "Yeah right after we finish drinking this bottle of vodka."

North nerd A "So I herd u liek mudkipz?"
Normal north kid A "Get the fuck away from me."

Naperville North High School, the best high school in Illinois.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026