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The shorten nick name for the Naperville Central High School. In short this school is located in the middle of Naperville just outside of the downtown. One of four high schools in this wealthy area it. Though many in the area and extremely weather the school is rundown and leaks when it rains (and sometime when it doesn't). This will all be changing in the near future many hope though with the new additions being added and the tear downs that are in the near future
"Dude where do you go to school, dog?"
"Freaking NCHS"
"Dang that sucks"

"Naperville Central... it's a dump but it's our dump" - former principle Jim Claudell (before he was fired for NCHS stealing a speech for the 08 graduation ceremony)
NCHS by a fellow redhawk March 31, 2009
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NCHS (No Coochie Havin' Syndrome) is a serious physical disorder affecting around 21.3% of males. Its a disorder stemming form the lack of coochie, hence the name NCHS.

One of the only cures know as of June 2020 are female patients with LOD, also know as LOD-Syndrome (Lack Of Dick Syndrome)
Bro 1: Bro, i am seriously suffering from NCHS

Bro 2: You should find youself a bitch with LOD-Syndrome
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Stands for N****s Can't Have Shit. Mostly used when an inconvenient thing has happened.
If someone slaps your DELICIOUS Cinnabon outta your hands, you say "Maaaaaan, NCHS!"
NCHS by Pooping In A Sink May 1, 2022
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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