NCHS

The shorten nick name for the Naperville Central High School. In short this school is located in the middle of Naperville just outside of the downtown. One of four high schools in this wealthy area it. Though many in the area and extremely weather the school is rundown and leaks when it rains (and sometime when it doesn't). This will all be changing in the near future many hope though with the new additions being added and the tear downs that are in the near future

"Dude where do you go to school, dog?"
"Freaking NCHS"
"Dang that sucks"

"Naperville Central... it's a dump but it's our dump" - former principle Jim Claudell (before he was fired for NCHS stealing a speech for the 08 graduation ceremony)

by a fellow redhawk March 31, 2009

NCHS

NCHS (No Coochie Havin' Syndrome) is a serious physical disorder affecting around 21.3% of males. Its a disorder stemming form the lack of coochie, hence the name NCHS.

One of the only cures know as of June 2020 are female patients with LOD, also know as LOD-Syndrome (Lack Of Dick Syndrome)

Bro 1: Bro, i am seriously suffering from NCHS

Bro 2: You should find youself a bitch with LOD-Syndrome

by unpopularfriendforsomereason June 8, 2020

NCHS

Stands for N****s Can't Have Shit. Mostly used when an inconvenient thing has happened.

If someone slaps your DELICIOUS Cinnabon outta your hands, you say "Maaaaaan, NCHS!"

by Pooping In A Sink May 1, 2022