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Naomister 

A female that has traveled around the world, but some how is going to live in frozen tundra of Minnesota. Slightly attractive depending on who you ask... Main purpose in life is to be a factory for more children.
Oldest Boi- Do you want to move in with me my fair home skooled maiden?

Naomister- Yes of course! would! Would you like me to Fix some old lady's toilet for our honey moon?
Naomister by LIL coconut March 24, 2011
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Someone who noms a lot.
a nomming monster.
"omnomnom... "
"Woah that nomster just ate all the cookies!"
Nomster by NomsterNomster February 27, 2009
What you call a person who has switched the N and M keys on a keyboard.
Person 1: I came to the office early to switch as many M and N keys as possible.

Person 2: You nomster!
Nomster by JustSomeHotJuicyMemes August 9, 2020
a Nomster is a monster that likes to eat (or a kid that likes to eat!).
nom nom nomster
Nomster by Nomster02 May 19, 2021
a crazy ninja who is often insane, but is loyal to his friends and has a soft spot for baby animals.
person: "whoa, look at this video of baby ducks getting blown around by the wind!"

namster: "awwww so cute. awww. ATTACKKK!"

person: "aaaahhhh why did you poke me in my lung i can't breatheee"
namster by jackattack665 May 21, 2011
Eating food or food itself
Oh billy this nomster is good.
Hold up guys, let me grab a nonster real quick
Naomi is a famous tiktok star who posts edits about DSMP, mostly Tubbo, Punz and Tommy. She edits with Videostar Free which is harder to use.
naomisbee be means Naomi that owns a bee
naomisbee by iatemycat June 3, 2021
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