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A mostly male name, but when for girls is a mysterious vixen, never revealing everything she knows. Not shy, straightforward at all times, always headstrong and sticks to her opinions. Wild in bed (or wherever else you get her). Determined to win at everything she does, even if it's just a conversation. Hateful at times and knows how to inflict deep mental pain, but incredibly loving when it's needed. Amazing music taste, alternative in every way.
"damn that girl just wouldn't give up, she's such a Naoise"
Naoise by b0nerGlass January 21, 2014
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Naoise is the most perfect girl out there and her personality just makes you shiver in love; her beautiful, sparkling brown eyes make you smile instantaneously and she just sparkles brightly in the night sky. She is very helpful and loving and she will always try and make you smile, laugh or just boost your day.
"She is a Naoise!"
Naoise by randomguy1920 March 26, 2021
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Naoise is the most sexiest person alive and any guy would be tricked into being with her with her good looks amazing personality and the most perfect body ever . And her boyfriend Patrick would never let anything happen to her bc he loves her to kuch bc she's the perfect one for him and he dosnt wanna leave her
Man I really wanna be with naoise
But she's with Patrick and he will murder you
Yeh ino but her is so good looking and fit
Naoise by Kierans June 30, 2019
naoise meant to not be orange
you: hey I am orange!?
me: ur not orange... your naoise
naoise by awoogadictionary September 3, 2021
This word means a shifty looking rentboy who sells his hole for 10cents in the jax in the red box and lies to eveyone that he's manager of Crawdaddy's.
to naoise
naoise by Mac June 18, 2004

Naoise Styles 

The grandaddy of vaginacology, dubbed as such for his invention of the vagina in 1998. Prior to this ground breaking invention, women's nether regions were as smooth as the bonnet of a Porsche. Bit of a wook too.
George: Did you hear about Naoise Styles?

Me: What The Grandaddy of Vaginacology?
George: Yeah, I heard he looks a bit like Aragorn.

Dirty Naoise 

Shoving a cactus down your partners throat while furiously massaging their special place. Usually accompanied with snacks
boy, things got heated last night! me and smella did the dirty naoise!
Dirty Naoise by bigwangry-an August 30, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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