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A mostly male name, but when for girls is a mysterious vixen, never revealing everything she knows. Not shy, straightforward at all times, always headstrong and sticks to her opinions. Wild in bed (or wherever else you get her). Determined to win at everything she does, even if it's just a conversation. Hateful at times and knows how to inflict deep mental pain, but incredibly loving when it's needed. Amazing music taste, alternative in every way.
"damn that girl just wouldn't give up, she's such a Naoise"
Naoise by b0nerGlass January 21, 2014
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Naoise is the most perfect girl out there and her personality just makes you shiver in love; her beautiful, sparkling brown eyes make you smile instantaneously and she just sparkles brightly in the night sky. She is very helpful and loving and she will always try and make you smile, laugh or just boost your day.
"She is a Naoise!"
Naoise by randomguy1920 March 26, 2021
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Naoise is the most sexiest person alive and any guy would be tricked into being with her with her good looks amazing personality and the most perfect body ever . And her boyfriend Patrick would never let anything happen to her bc he loves her to kuch bc she's the perfect one for him and he dosnt wanna leave her
Man I really wanna be with naoise
But she's with Patrick and he will murder you
Yeh ino but her is so good looking and fit
Naoise by Kierans June 30, 2019
naoise meant to not be orange
you: hey I am orange!?
me: ur not orange... your naoise
naoise by awoogadictionary September 3, 2021
This word means a shifty looking rentboy who sells his hole for 10cents in the jax in the red box and lies to eveyone that he's manager of Crawdaddy's.
to naoise
naoise by Mac June 18, 2004

Naoise Styles 

The grandaddy of vaginacology, dubbed as such for his invention of the vagina in 1998. Prior to this ground breaking invention, women's nether regions were as smooth as the bonnet of a Porsche. Bit of a wook too.
George: Did you hear about Naoise Styles?

Me: What The Grandaddy of Vaginacology?
George: Yeah, I heard he looks a bit like Aragorn.

Dirty Naoise 

Shoving a cactus down your partners throat while furiously massaging their special place. Usually accompanied with snacks
boy, things got heated last night! me and smella did the dirty naoise!
Dirty Naoise by bigwangry-an August 30, 2023
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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