Nalds

Noun (plural)
Pronounced: "nolds"
1. A pair of old shwrinkly testicles.
Derivative of nuts, nards.

"Without her dentures, Martha knows how to suck a good pair of nalds" -Earnest Boggs

by Gold Nalds September 20, 2020

naldworth

A one-of-a-kind, stupid ass mother fucker who attempts the absolute worst type of golf shot they could possibly draw up.

The route to the green was too perfect and wide open, so Badshah pulled a Naldworths and hit a huge-ass power slice through the fucking forest to get there instead.

by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

rat da nals

Legendary repetitive chant of the immortal scratch da nals.... Mythical human-like creatures apparently spent most of their lives scratching constantly. This was a side effect from the opiates they constantly consumed. Constantly irritated
Some whom couldn't resist chanting the addictive rat da nals have themselves never been quite the same again. Poor tainted souls

A scratch da nals was a creeping at work looking puzzled...he was scratching in such a way it resembled a zombie playing air guitar... Chanting rat da nals on his itchy travels
His teammates unknowingly receive the subliminal-like chant and unwillingly begin chanting too

by gungaboy June 21, 2013

super-keen nadster

Oxbridge slang for someone who is 'superkeen'; that is, keener than keen. Associated with a strong go-getting attitude, but one that is obvious and public, to the point of being awkwardly endearing or backfiring.

Unclear where 'nadster' originates from. Likely related to nads, as in someone who's "got balls", or the Polish 'nad', meaning 'above' - say, 'above keen'.

"Let's try and be first into the club!"
"Nah, nobody's in there. We'll end up floating around like abandoned toilet paper. Don't want to be super-keen nadsters."

"I looked at the slogan I'd painted up on the banner: 'Come on lads, be a nads(ter)!!'. What was I thinking? The pun didn't even make sense. I looked like such a super-keen nadster."

by univydd November 16, 2011

dad nads

When ones ballsack starts to sag and droop due to old age.

Look at Mr. Smith's moose knuckle, his dad nads must hang to his knees!

by CaptainSasquatch December 27, 2016

Ironclad Nads

A dude with a ballsack that's so tight, so taut, it's like a stretched piece of leather. It never hangs and almost appears as if there is no scrotum at all. When seen in porn, one asks "Where's that dude's sack? Ewwwww!"

What's with Roger's man sack? It's like he has a cock only. He's got ironclad nads brooohhh. Those nuts are always taut.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009