NWATFP

NWATFP
abbr., adj.

1. Not With A Ten Foot Pole.

2. Synonymous to: appalling, bad-looking, beastly, deformed, disfigured, frightful, gross, grotesque, hideous, monstrous, repelling, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, unsightly.

3. Describes a person who is thought or known to have a venereal disease, and/or sleeps with anything and everything.

n.

- An unnatractive person whom you would not touch with a ten foot pole, let alone have sex with.

- Can be pronounced "nwaatff" (p is silent), or "N-W-A-T-F-P."

"That girl/guy is hideous! What a nwatfp!"

NWATFP by - A.K. September 2, 2005

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NWATFP

NWATFP
abbr., adj.

1. Not With A Ten Foot Pole.

2. Synonymous to: appalling, bad-looking, beastly, deformed, disfigured, frightful, gross, grotesque, hideous, monstrous, repelling, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, unsightly.

3. Describes a person who is thought or known to have a venereal disease, and/or sleeps with anything and everything.

n.

- An unnatractive person whom you would not touch with a ten foot pole, let alone have sex with.

- Can be pronounced "nwaatff" (p is silent), or "N-W-A-T-F-P."

"That girl/guy is hideous! What a nwatfp!"

NWATFP by - A.K. August 25, 2005

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NWTFPTLSAB

Now Who The Fuck Picked This Lil' Sorry Ass Beat

The first line on Kodak Black's verse on the 2016 XXL Freshmen Cypher, regarded the greatest Freshmen Cypher ever, along with 21 Savage, Lil Uzi Vert, Lil Yachty & Denzel Curry.

Kodak : NWTFPTLSAB
Whoever picked the sorry ass beat : 😥😖😖😓😓🤒

NWTFPTLSAB by sambargod November 16, 2020

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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