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NOVA KID 

Stuck up spoiled kids with no culture or soul due to spending formative years in the suburbs of DC. Unlike suburbs in Maryland or Delaware, the NOVA kids are characterized by a trademark disassociation with reality. Where a kid from Maryland might be aware of how much his life sucks and what a set of hypocrites his parents are, a NOVA Kid will defend his dads job at the pentagon with sayings like "if you only knew what i knew" and "my dad works for the pentagon so he knows things" Frequently this argument is with a kid whose dad is on a battle ship out of Norfolk getting shot at because of the pentagon kids dads idiocy. The only area of the country with a problem anything like that of NOVA kids is, LA Kids.
Owner of House throwing party in RVA: "What the hell is that smell?"

VCU student from Tysons Corner: "Oh thats some of my friends from highschool smokeing meth in the corner, why want some?"

Guy in band from VaBeach: "fucking NOVA kids..."
NOVA KID by Jesus Filth March 27, 2010
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Nova kid 

Some edgy mf that’s a school shooter and got cuts on their wrist
Andre you’re such a nova kid
Nova kid by Nigpo January 24, 2022
Someone with a attention span of a turtle.

Derives from the Starbound character, the Novakid.
"I was going to finish my drawing, but then I got distracted by some memes on the internet."
"You're such a novakid."
Novakid by Harpolias January 21, 2017
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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trucker's tan 

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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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