Not your dad

I'm not half-a-retard so how could you possibly be my father?

A retard "I'm not your dad!"

Hym "Why? Am I drooling on myself or something? Do I look like half-a-retard to you? Because what are you fucking idiots going to do without me other than get roast by the climate change? Your ass is going to be a popsicle the day after I die from brain fluid."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

your not my dad

A hilarous vine

Somebody asked hayes something she said your not my dad

by trap queen April 16, 2015

your not my dad

A meme that only exists in the vine app and in the minds of mentally disabled 7th graders.

Person 1: "Hey kid, come into my van."
Person 2: "your not my dad"

by Granana August 15, 2018

it's not your daddy's

1. Used to contrast something of the present with something of the past that it superficially resemmbles.

2. Used to contrast the current incarnation of something from its past or 'classical' form.

Dude #1: Man, I hear they are putting apples & milk in MickeyD's Happy Meals now.

Dude#2: No way!

Dude#1: Yeah, it's not your daddy's Happy Meal anymore.

by UrbanWebster's July 27, 2011