5 definitions by Granana

your not my dad

A meme that only exists in the vine app and in the minds of mentally disabled 7th graders.

Person 1: "Hey kid, come into my van."
Person 2: "your not my dad"

by Granana August 15, 2018

Are used instead of periods or dashes by people with high IQs.

Hey everyone; I got an 4.0 in English this year; i'm so funny and smart; time to go hang out with my hot girlfriend and drink beer with the boys haha

by Granana August 15, 2018

The way hippie trash spells the name 'Greg'. Are often found in the organic isle in Whole Foods.

Gregg: Hey everyone! I spell my name with TWO g's!
*extended silence*
Gregg: I'm also vegan

by Granana August 15, 2018

Bob: You want some mayonnaise?
Bill: Sure, I could take a mouthful right about now.

by Granana June 14, 2016

He was introduced to fapping in first grade. Since then, he's been making all his friends mayonnaise sandwiches. How nice.

Aidan: You guys want some mayonnaise?
Timmy: Yes thank you i'm starving fam.

by Granana June 9, 2016