Aidan

He was introduced to fapping in first grade. Since then, he's been making all his friends mayonnaise sandwiches. How nice.

Aidan: You guys want some mayonnaise?
Timmy: Yes thank you i'm starving fam.

by Granana June 9, 2016

Mayonnaise

Bob: You want some mayonnaise?
Bill: Sure, I could take a mouthful right about now.

by Granana June 14, 2016

Are used instead of periods or dashes by people with high IQs.

Hey everyone; I got an 4.0 in English this year; i'm so funny and smart; time to go hang out with my hot girlfriend and drink beer with the boys haha

by Granana August 15, 2018

A meme that only exists in the vine app and in the minds of mentally disabled 7th graders.

Person 1: "Hey kid, come into my van."
Person 2: "your not my dad"

by Granana August 15, 2018

The way hippie trash spells the name 'Greg'. Are often found in the organic isle in Whole Foods.

Gregg: Hey everyone! I spell my name with TWO g's!
*extended silence*
Gregg: I'm also vegan

by Granana August 15, 2018