Not me, was Maria used when you’re
best friend negates a sense of pleasure from sending you obscenities of which you send onto your peers whom are horrified and reprimand you, but in your defence, you retort -Not me, was Maria. Whereby your innocence is restored and equilibrium regained as
of course it wasn’t me, but Maria.
Friend “
What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”
Friend: eyes intent on screen and face drops in horror
watching the gigantic penis sway
back and forth in rocking motion, shocked, marika replies
what the hell Clare? To which I say, it’s not me, was Maria.