Not me 

You

not me

Not me by Mayoisyummy October 29, 2019

Not me 

You are you, Not me

Not me, You

Not me by TheBIG00f October 16, 2018

Not me 

A person will use this term when talking about themselves. Typically used when saying who committed an undesirable action.

“Who put the lava lamp underground to make it a magma lamp? Not me!”

“Who shoved Larry into the pond and drowned him? Not me!”

Not me by Sparkmaker12 June 5, 2024

Not me, was Maria. 

Not me, was Maria used when you’re best friend negates a sense of pleasure from sending you obscenities of which you send onto your peers whom are horrified and reprimand you, but in your defence, you retort -Not me, was Maria. Whereby your innocence is restored and equilibrium regained as of course it wasn’t me, but Maria.

Friend “What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”

Friend: eyes intent on screen and face drops in horror watching the gigantic penis sway back and forth in rocking motion, shocked, marika replies what the hell Clare? To which I say, it’s not me, was Maria.

Not me, was Maria. by Clarabella May 6, 2020

Not me y’all stay safe though 

Ddot:You’re gonna die on Fortnite

Fab not me y’all stay safe though

Ddot:You’re gonna die on Fortnite

Fab not me y’all stay safe though

Not me y’all stay safe though by Fab v December 13, 2021

Not Me Either 

Same thing as Me Neither.. Just Goes By Preference

Matt: I Am Not Going To Change My Notifications

Dylan: Not Me Either!

Not Me Either by Dylanarod May 31, 2015

not-me-yous

People who constantly deflect accountability and blame other people or things for their problems.

Tom and Britney are a couple of not-me-yous, couldn’t accept any blame in the situation.

not-me-yous by Westonbaur May 16, 2019