noodlin' 

After a good night of drinking your penis is enable to become fully erected and therefore you are not able to penatrate the vagina. "noodlin"

I drink so much last night my penis became a noodle and I couldn't get it in. "noodlin'"

noodlin' by Harry "pinball" Carry June 11, 2012

noodlin' 

Idle internet-surfing, game-playing or practicing of a casual hobby--what someone does when they are done with or avoiding work. Temporary busywork or diversions. Can be used as a descriptor, and a verb.

"Yeah, I finishing my work, I think I'm just going to spend my time noodlin' now."

"I'm such a procrastinator. I spent my time noodlin' instead of writing the paper."

noodlin' by mrayb October 16, 2009

Noodlin' 

a southern redneck sport involving shoving your hand in a catfish nest underwater hoping it will bite your hand. after the fish bites your hand you grab it's jawbone and pull it out.

...That crazy ass redneck is noodlin'

Noodlin' by JKMK August 10, 2010

noodlin 

The act of catfishing with your bare hands.

Me and Billy are going noodlin after work.

noodlin by Holloway11b June 24, 2010

noodlin 

what fags do.

Those fags that live in windam noodlin all the time.

noodlin by jimmy2step March 29, 2004

Noodlin 

Having sex with a limp dick . limp noodle fucking .

I busted quik so i was Noodlin' my sis so she could get hers

Noodlin by sislovesmedia February 24, 2023

noodlin' in the 'cuzzi

When you're hot tubbin' with some church bros circle jerkin' and plugging holes.

Those guys out in Seattle sure love noodlin' in the 'cuzzi!

noodlin' in the 'cuzzi by EricTHEBruce July 10, 2012