Nipple Man 

Nipple Man is a when some one has 3 or more nipples, there for he is a Nipple Man. If it is the women with extra nipples I'd call Ripleys believe it or not or some freaky porn photo taker person.

"Look Bob has extra Nipples, there for he is a Nipple Man, get the Pitch Forks and torchs."

Nipple Man by Grimmy March 1, 2005

The Nipple Man

The Nipple Man is an almighty GOD.

He grants you epic nipple powers and gives you 69 years of luck.

join The Nipple Man's cult or get your nipples taken away so you'll end up lookin' like a weird anime dude from a cheap hentai.

all hail The Nipple Man

Person 1: What are you doing this weekend?

Person 2: Oh just PRAISING THE NIPPLE MAN SO MY NIPPLES WIL SHINE AND OUR WORLD WILL BE FREE FROM CHAOS AGAIN- you?

Person 1: same really

The Nipple Man by No Worries Cuz Im A Torsk November 2, 2019

man nipple 

something undesirable, and uttered as a curse.

AW MAN NIPPLE! I just stubbed my toe!

man nipple by Durp. November 10, 2010

Nipple Pants Man  

an arrogant prick who wears short shorts up to his nipples, sweat pants tucked into socks, rubbs his crusty toes together, and dates nasty white trash broads. listens to soft rock in his PT Loser and scopes out the sexies downtown.
Synonyms: Creep, Asshole

Antonyms: Dad

Me: "Guess who still has the creepy match.com profile"

You: "Nipple Pants Man !!!!!!!!!!!"

Nipple Pants Man by JacquelineVanessa December 9, 2008

old man's nipple 

Utter and complete awkwardness to the point of sophistication. To be so moronic that you crest into iconic.

Under ordinary circumstances, a joke about retards would simply be in poor taste. But at a Special Olympics Awards Banquet, Paco's crack about Christopher Burke's latest CD was so rife with 'old man's nippleness' that his anecdote was the highlight of the event. God bless that goofy bastard!

old man's nipple by Michael Gross July 28, 2003

old man's nipple 

gross

old man's nipple by it's a secreat August 7, 2003

Man nipples 

Two hot af jiggly jabbly jugs of heaven

I’m sexually attracted to your man nipples.

Man nipples by Skdbkdnd February 27, 2020