NIGGER DOODLE
Olly the Aquaphobic Nigger Doodle
(noun)
A rare, majestic Black Golden Retriever crossed with a Poodle who, despite the breed's legendary water-loving genes, has decided that H₂O is literally hell on earth. Known for being outrageously friendly, absurdly cute, and aggressively anti-bath, Olly is the kind of dog who will sprint into a pile of mud with tail wagging but treat a kiddie pool like it's a portal to the underworld.
This lovable contradiction is adored and recognized worldwide (or at least in the Pacific Northwest) thanks to his handler KEVIN dont call me STEVE my ex is a bitch Budweiser man support wrecking crew the internationally semi-famous Sean Penn lookalike, also known as Triple O SCOOOT—legendary bro of the one and only Scott Cauliflower ear Meth.
Example:
"Yo, why’s your doodle hiding behind the couch?"
"Bro… it's Olly. A drop of rain hit the deck and he thinks Poseidon's coming for him."
Turns him from Coolest African American Doodle to a straight up N I G G A "Nigger Doodle"
Is it an ER or a GGA spelling. Depends on your civil war affiliiaftion I suppose. Regardless of your beliefs on petty words or hundred year old statues.. Recognize history and respect it or be forever repeating the Same old shit..
(noun)
A rare, majestic Black Golden Retriever crossed with a Poodle who, despite the breed's legendary water-loving genes, has decided that H₂O is literally hell on earth. Known for being outrageously friendly, absurdly cute, and aggressively anti-bath, Olly is the kind of dog who will sprint into a pile of mud with tail wagging but treat a kiddie pool like it's a portal to the underworld.
This lovable contradiction is adored and recognized worldwide (or at least in the Pacific Northwest) thanks to his handler KEVIN dont call me STEVE my ex is a bitch Budweiser man support wrecking crew the internationally semi-famous Sean Penn lookalike, also known as Triple O SCOOOT—legendary bro of the one and only Scott Cauliflower ear Meth.
Example:
"Yo, why’s your doodle hiding behind the couch?"
"Bro… it's Olly. A drop of rain hit the deck and he thinks Poseidon's coming for him."
Turns him from Coolest African American Doodle to a straight up N I G G A "Nigger Doodle"
Is it an ER or a GGA spelling. Depends on your civil war affiliiaftion I suppose. Regardless of your beliefs on petty words or hundred year old statues.. Recognize history and respect it or be forever repeating the Same old shit..
"Yo, why’s your doodle hiding behind the couch?"
"Bro… it's Olly. A drop of rain hit the deck and he thinks Poseidon's coming for him."
Turns him from Coolest African American Doodle to a straight up N I G G A "Nigger Doodle"
"Bro… it's Olly. A drop of rain hit the deck and he thinks Poseidon's coming for him."
Turns him from Coolest African American Doodle to a straight up N I G G A "Nigger Doodle"
NIGGER DOODLE by Dimond D June 3, 2025
