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a newbie... Kirk gaughan is the master of all newblets.
There were four newblets walking down the road, when Billg Ates ran them over with his humvee.
newblet by Mark November 8, 2003
A douchebag of a person that is exceedingly annoying to the point where you're forced to vacate the room or slap the douchebag silly.
It's common for a newblet to perform outrageously stupid actions when completely sober. It's also a common occurrence for the newblet to talk absolute shit.
I'm going to slap that newblet if he says one more stupid thing.

Why the fuck did that newblet try to hatchet a campfire?
newblet by Agent0range May 8, 2014
Newbie, Usually used in online gaming to refer to someone who is new to the game/new to online gaming.
Stop being such a newblet.
newblet by [CRiMSON] September 14, 2004
The child of a newb.

i.e. Two newbs who have sex, make a newblet.
Dude 1: "Dude, your mom is such a newb"
Dude 2: "So?"
Dude 1: "So, you're her little newblet son"
Dude 2: "Nu uh!"
Dude 1: "Yeah huh, you always suck out at Hello Kitty Island Adventures."
newblet by Newbletron5000 November 3, 2007
newblet by penis pump September 26, 2003
Baby Newbie.

more suck then a newbie.

^^;;
wtf you really look this up for newb?