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New Track Syndrome 

When a musician of any genre (although the term is more often used for hip-hop artists and producers) creates a new song in which they enjoy upon the first couple of listens, but then the next morning they realize that what they had made is absolute garbage. This individual has been a victim of New Track Syndrome.
I made an awesome new song last night but I listened to it again this morning and it seems like it was just new track syndrome or something because the song sucks!
New Track Syndrome by iitsMOOKIE February 23, 2009

New Jersey Mud Track 

When you run around a track with your cock flopping up and down while a jar of peanut butter hangs from a string into your asshole paints the track brown.
Hey! How was your Track-meet?

It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.

Damnit.

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026