name jeff

Deep in the Philippines, there may lye a grand, yet forgotten and untouchable hat

The name jeff hat

These words were the exact scriptures sewn onto that lovely cap
Proceeding an insult or really any word for that matter coats it with great emphasis
It may also be a call out to the divine one depicted on the front surface of the hat, it's said if you spin 3 times and lick the words "name jeff come" on a dusty mirror in an abandoned Filipino hospital , he may ascend from hell and grant you three wishes

"fuck ya'll.NAME JEFF!!
"how do you do? NAME JEFF!"
"Could you pass the salt? NAME JEFF"
"Take a seat, Harold. NAME JEFF"
GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM! NAME JEFF!"
"Mom, please make Jesus stop staring at me. NAME JEFF!"

by alv3l May 19, 2018

name jeff

A shorter way of saying my name is jeff.

haha my name jeff

by DingDongJimmyJons May 6, 2018

My Name Jeff

MY NAME JEFF!
BEST MEME!

1: Hey, My Name Jeff.
2: I like you

by Alfie Ayy Lmao April 19, 2017

My name's Jeff

The Channing Tatum classic line from the movie '22 Jump Street', pronounced my name hëf. It has gone viral so there are plenty of parodies on the interweb. It is also commonly used to harass anyone called jeff.

Max: "What's your name?"
Joker: "My name's Jeff!"

by anal exibitions December 6, 2014

My name jeff

A rude way to tell someone you don't want to engage with them. Basically telling someone to fuck off.

Person 1: hey

Person 2: my name jeff

Teacher: did you do your homework?
Student: my name jeff

by Prelewddude May 20, 2018

My Name Jeff

My Name Jeff

My Name Jeff

by Poooo is yummy September 10, 2020

My name Jeff

The best most op meme on the planet or should I say the universe.

1:Whats your name
2:My name Jeff
1:your the best

by Lucca Jeffrey star May 16, 2021