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N2 poop fuck 

A man, A woman, and a vat of liquid nitrogen is needed for this sexual maneuver.

After the man has loaded up on a hearty supper, it is time for him to go and participate in the act of intercourse with another woman. When the man gets over to the girl's house then they should start having sex and he should make sure that the girl is ready to be penetrated in her vagina. (The man should have eaten his meal approximately 3 hours prior to the encounter) once he feels fecal matter starting to be produced, he should poop just a tiny bit so that it comes out at around 4 inches away from his butt-hole, then he gets the liquid nitrogen and dips the poop, which should still be clinging to his anus, in the vat of liquid nitrogen. From this stage he must lay the girl on a bed, and then stick the poop into her, if he wants to let her decorate the piece of fecal matter with a marker, crayon, or etch a design into it, then so be it (it is highly recommended that she puts ribs into it for that extra pleasure. Once the fecal matter is inserted, he should then push his pelvis back and forth while having his hands in front of him, moving them back and forth to the rhythm of the humping (keep them in front of you for safety purposes). Once the girl is about to cum, he should stop, put it in as far as possible, and break off the piece of poop, which will end up space docking her.
Jimmy: i feel like an asshole
Fred: why man?
Jimmy: i N2 poop fucked a girl and when i space docked her she ended up having to go to the hospital... she didn't make it
Fred: yeah what was her name?
Jimmy: it was your girlfriend dude
Fred: it's alright she was a bitch anyway

Jeff: yo dude i tried to N2 poop fuck a girl last night and i ended up getting some of the liquid nitrogen on my ass so now my ass is frozen
Neil: nah man that can't be real
Jeff: im not joking
(neil kicks jeff in the ass)
the sound of jeff's ass sounded like shattering glass... he later that day was called baboon ass when he walked into the locker room, because of the blood. he then woke Neil up that morning by punching him in the face
N2 poop fuck by mrsneakychewbacca February 20, 2011
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026