Acronym for: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories
I was playing GTA LCS yesterday and they said there is a association called Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. I want to join C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.!
This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
N.I.L.F., or simply "nilf", is the abbreviation for "nun I'd like to fuck." In other words, it is a woman ordained in the sacrament of Holy Orders that one desires to engage in sexual intercourse with.
You're probably quite strange if you think a nun is a N.I.L.F., but I'm not judging.
"I only go to church so I can see that N.I.L.F. in the back row praying the rosary."
Guy A: "Oh man she is such a NILF!"
Guy B: "...That's just wrong..."
Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now
Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wingsgot chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n