A beast that roams the land of faggotry, preying on the innocent and raiding the countryside. However, due to urbanisation, The Mythical Faggot Beast immigrated to
Earth and can be found in many common places such as High Schools,
McDonalds and Shopping Malls.
It can generally be distinguished by its terrible posture, flailing arms, slurred speech and scrawny body. The Mythical Faggot Beast
will also tend to play practical jokes that aren't very funny.
Not to be confused with TROGDOR THE BURNiNATOR, who also raids the country side. (Commonly known at BURNiNATION, or the
act of BURNiNATING)
John: Who put whiteout on the back of my locker?
Matthew: Must have been The Mythical Faggot Beast.
Andrew: Which
jackass stole my Big
Mac while I was in the
bathroom?
Adam: Must have been The Mythical Faggot Beast.