Mynew Disease 

The name comes from the two words Myspace and New.
Mynew Disease is a disease that is caused by someone joining the popular website Myspace for the first time. The victim is overcome by the "New Experience" that Myspace has given them.

Symptoms include:

-Posting approx. 10 pictures of yourself a day. (These pictures are usually very crappy and embarassing.) Sometimes the victim will post pictures of other things as their default.

-Making your Myspace profile long and trashy-looking. The victim will put lots of icons on their page in random places, and about random things.

-Using an unusual amount of exclamation points. (!)

-Using either (1)A very odd version of the victims real name as their display name OR (2)A weird quote as their display name

Other symptoms have occured.



Mynew Disease usually lasts about 1-2 months, but in some cases can last 3-4 months. Note that EVERYONE had/has this disease. The only cure is time.

(This is NOT a real profile!)


(Real name: Maddy)
Username 1: M@DDY
Username 2: Summer Lover!!!!


About Me:
OMGGGG my names MADDY and i'm so happy!! i love everyone even if they dont luv me! ohhh and i'm a dancin machine!!!!!

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Other user who has seen Maddy's profile:
"Uh oh... Looks like she has Mynew Disease.

Mynew Disease by rachelrachelrachel......a;oij April 27, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007