Mynew Disease 

The name comes from the two words Myspace and New.
Mynew Disease is a disease that is caused by someone joining the popular website Myspace for the first time. The victim is overcome by the "New Experience" that Myspace has given them.

Symptoms include:

-Posting approx. 10 pictures of yourself a day. (These pictures are usually very crappy and embarassing.) Sometimes the victim will post pictures of other things as their default.

-Making your Myspace profile long and trashy-looking. The victim will put lots of icons on their page in random places, and about random things.

-Using an unusual amount of exclamation points. (!)

-Using either (1)A very odd version of the victims real name as their display name OR (2)A weird quote as their display name

Other symptoms have occured.



Mynew Disease usually lasts about 1-2 months, but in some cases can last 3-4 months. Note that EVERYONE had/has this disease. The only cure is time.

(This is NOT a real profile!)


(Real name: Maddy)
Username 1: M@DDY
Username 2: Summer Lover!!!!


About Me:
OMGGGG my names MADDY and i'm so happy!! i love everyone even if they dont luv me! ohhh and i'm a dancin machine!!!!!

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Other user who has seen Maddy's profile:
"Uh oh... Looks like she has Mynew Disease.

Mynew Disease by rachelrachelrachel......a;oij April 27, 2009