Mykelangilo

Mykelangilo is the sexiest thing to have ever walk this earth. He is a turtle that can sure as hell whoop your ass in any fight. Mykelangilo is the main stud in the hit series Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. Mykelangilo obviously pulls all the bitches and he definitely has a massive dick. If you ever encounter Mykelangilo don't be alarmed, as long as you suck his dick he is completely harmless. However if you refuse to do so, there's no use in running, you are pretty much dead already. Mykelangilo is the manager for the band called Civil Rights Time. And yes ladies and gentlemen, he does indeed lift.

Girl: Damn Mykelangilo you are so sexy!

Mykelangilo: Suck my dick bitch.

Girl: K

Mykelangilo by kappy97 April 4, 2013

mikelangeloo

The greatest league of legends player to ever exist

I just won worlds, i’m a real Mikelangeloo

mikelangeloo by Henk420 February 23, 2021

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mikelangelo

The best man alive

Mikelangelo is hot

mikelangelo by 🕺 dance car November 23, 2021

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Mikelangelo

Mikelangelo is someone that really likes to play basketball, he is 5’10 and loves to play cod with Cindy ! He has nice hair and is a discord mod that is addicted to Roblox

Damn MIKELANGELO is a discord mod ??!?

Mikelangelo by C12972 November 24, 2021

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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