An individual who needs women like air.....every single female he sees is free game to hit on to the point of repulsion. Creepy smile, darting eyes, and exposed neck muscles when in full creeping form. Impossible to hang out with due to obsession with attempting to hit on opposite sex. This may sound appealing to be a wing man.....but be very careful as to not be connected to this individual in the minds of females.......guilt by association could be lethal. If you are looking for this individual check all old model vans...(especially with no windows in the back) and/or light colored Infinities.

I went to lunch with a Creepy McCreeperson and he offended the waitress to the point I know she spit in our food. What a creep.

Creepy McCreeperson by twan August 16, 2004

Creepy McCreeperton

A creepy person. Usually appears in a party-like setting.

"That guy is a Creepy McCreeperton

Creepy McCreeperton by Mooney June 7, 2004

mycreeper

Someone who studies certain peoples myspace page. Considered by some a borderline stalker. Mycreepers usually know more about the person than that person's own best friend.

Example 1:

Dude 1: Yo i put up a new pic on myspace, then Jen left me a new comment about it 2 minutes later. She has done that now the last three times I posted new pictures.
Dude 2: I told you she was a class five clinger, she is always mycreepin' bro.
Dude 1: I would delete her from my friends list, but I don't know what she would do, biatch is crazy.

Example 2:

Emo 1: I deleted Jon from my top friends and he called me all sad because he thought I didn't wanna be friends at all anymore. (tear)
Emo 2: Not only does he creep people out in real life, but he is definitely a mycreeper too. (2 tears)

mycreeper by Trav907 December 21, 2007

creeper MCcreeperson

The creepiest of all creeps! These ppl are generally male and tend to think talking to girls about how much they drink is a good thing. It can also be, but very rarely related to a girl who seems unable to close her legs.

He was such a creeper MCcreeperson, he thought I wanted to know he gets drunk off 2 beers.

creeper MCcreeperson by creepy MCcreeperson October 21, 2008

mccreepy

a cute guy you like to hook up with but whom you also know is sort of slimy so you know you really shouldn't. creepy + mcdreamy = mccreepy

I crave McMuffins, McNuggets... and McCreepy. They're all bad for me, but oh so delicious!

mccreepy by Queen_B January 1, 2009

creepy mccreepster

A highly creepy guy. Usually bearing the name Benjamin. A Creepy McCreepster will often be found pretending to be a ninja and creeping.

Girl 1: I got a dirty Facebook message today.
Girl 2: Oh yeah? Who was it from?
Girl 1: Ben.
Girl 2: Creepy McCreepster strikes again.

creepy mccreepster by dazed.apples July 23, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026