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My lightning 

Adjective:: the name you give the love of your life..
End result, he is a homeless, lying, degenerate disgusting foolish stealing, stinky dirty lot kid who is a poser..
My lightning by $p!k3beaut1fuL$D25 January 5, 2023
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taste my lightning, fucker! 

1. A very funny battle cry you can say before owning somebody's ass.

It is most notably used by Satan in the film "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny".
"This is Sparta!"; "Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker"; "You are terminated"; "Suck on this"; etc.

guy 1: "Dude, you're mom's a cock juggling thunder cunt!"
Guy 2: "WTF?! Taste my lightning, FUCKER!" *Punch*

my hands are lightning

You act quickly and decisively when an important choice is made.
My hands are lightning on my guns!

lightning in my feet 

AKA, ground shock . Landing from a jump causes pain in the foot which can sometimes be known as" lightning in my feet".
Jumping down from that wall gave me lightning in my feet.
lightning in my feet by Rocky dog January 1, 2020

Lighting my children on fire 

Dude, I love lighting my children on fire.

Lighting my cigarette

A word to describe when someonesucks up” to you or gives you special treatment with romantic intention.
Jane: it seems like John was giving me a lot of attention last night… he was really lighting my cigarette
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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