My Trains

A song by _Lemon Demon_. It’s about someone who killed some motherfucker that insulted his trains. Rightfully so.

In the club, the Model Railroad Club,

A motherfucker said shit about my trains.

Might as well have took a shit on my brain

Cuz I went insane.

I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.

But the president never did let me back after that.

Shit, I said, "Fuck you.

Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"

My trains, uh.

My trains, uh.

I got small ones. Tiny little trains.

I come down here just to get away.

My trains, uh.

M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.

It's like magic. Magic trains.

I wish these trains could take me away.

by the ouma piss fic March 17, 2021

my trains

your trains are something you guard with your life, trains come first.

you: hey girl wanna come to my place
her: oooo sure
you: *flicks on the light* meet my trains

the girl not understanding the importance of your trains leaves very disrespectfully

by basement eater#87 February 19, 2021

Hog my train

The act of getting your ass eaten out during Oktoberfest

That explains the man who tried to hog my train

by Dellush October 01, 2023

training my ninjas

another term for masturbation..... originally used for an online rpg game but took out of context and now used for this.

Jason - hey man what are you doing
Frank - dude im training my ninjas
Jason - thats disgusting!

by frank valente January 06, 2007

That one dude who took my subway at train station

That damn son of a b#tch he will fu#@ing pay for this damn yooooooouuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well That one dude who took my subway at train station will f@cking pay

by Dizzlenuts December 24, 2017

my trains

uh my trains

neil: my trains🤪😎😏
yes

by human i think February 04, 2023

Alright, My Train

The Appropriate Response to the Question: "Alright, My Lover?"

"Alright, My Lover?"
"Alright, My Train"

by megaseed December 05, 2016