My Trains 

A song by _Lemon Demon_. It’s about someone who killed some motherfucker that insulted his trains. Rightfully so.

In the club, the Model Railroad Club,

A motherfucker said shit about my trains.

Might as well have took a shit on my brain

Cuz I went insane.

I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.

But the president never did let me back after that.

Shit, I said, "Fuck you.

Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"

My trains, uh.

My trains, uh.

I got small ones. Tiny little trains.

I come down here just to get away.

My trains, uh.

M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.

It's like magic. Magic trains.

I wish these trains could take me away.

My Trains by the ouma piss fic March 17, 2021

my trains 

your trains are something you guard with your life, trains come first.

you: hey girl wanna come to my place
her: oooo sure
you: *flicks on the light* meet my trains

the girl not understanding the importance of your trains leaves very disrespectfully

my trains by basement eater#87 February 18, 2021

my trains 

uh my trains

neil: my trains🤪😎😏
yes

my trains by human i think February 3, 2023

Hog my train

The act of getting your ass eaten out during Oktoberfest

That explains the man who tried to hog my train

Hog my train by Dellush September 30, 2023

Alright, My Train 

The Appropriate Response to the Question: "Alright, My Lover?"

"Alright, My Lover?"
"Alright, My Train"

Alright, My Train by megaseed December 5, 2016

training my ninjas 

another term for masturbation..... originally used for an online rpg game but took out of context and now used for this.

Jason - hey man what are you doing
Frank - dude im training my ninjas
Jason - thats disgusting!

training my ninjas by frank valente January 7, 2007

Trans my ass

When you/someone want to express that you do not believe that any
girl with a dick would be automatically "trans" or every person with a
vagina would be "female". Also when you say that categorising everyone
into either "trans*", "cis*" or "inter*" is as stupid and oldschool as putting
a baby with a vagina always into pink cloth.

"After I told her I wasn´t born with a cunt she started to tell me a transgender all
time, so I reacted very "trans my ass" to make her understand how fucked up this is".
"They do not want him to speak at the demonstration because of his clear "trans my ass"
opinions that are not legit with the lgbtiq mainstream".

Trans my ass by Uma Thulkjashdkh February 27, 2019