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Gay friend:who

You: bro what?
Gay friend: ask ah hahahahahah
You: my gf
My gf by Bwtfis December 10, 2022
Basically nobody kinda likes her but I do I’m literally in love with her.
F:omg i hate (j)!!!
friends:just fyi (A) is friends with( j)
me:is thinking-*they don’t know she’s my gf*
me:is okay dw I won’t say ;)
My gf by they_luvmakk July 22, 2022
someone i love very much, a girl, we’re dating

yay
person1:i hate ( j) like wtf wron-
person2:b4 you say smth , she’s friends with (a)…
(A):*at least they dk she’s my gf*
(A): it’s okay dw ;)
my gf by they_luvmakk July 23, 2022

My gf told me to post this for some reason 

My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it

My gf told me to post this for some reason 

My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it

I love my gf 

I love my girlfriend because she is the best thing that happened to me she means everything to me she is my first priority and I love you
I love my gf by Kashout Daniel December 20, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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