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When a male straddles a female's face on all fours and she sucks his testicles while masturbating him with her hand.
Dude, last night I walked in on Katrina while she was giving Perry a musty dog.

Mr. Chad frequently asks his employees to give him a musty dog.

Terry could not resist asking for a musty dog after cutting the grass.

William: Hey Brandi. I think we should try something new today.
Brandi: Like what?

William: Give me a musty dog! Now!

Brandi: But William, you have so much hair all around your ass and on your taint, it will be like eating a hay bale. Consider shaving that monkey ass of yours and then I will give you the best musty dog!
William: Okay, I will do as you say. I may be whipped, but I'm so horny right now.

Mr. Wardrip frequently gets a musty dog on Sunday afternoons.

(also frequently referred to as "getting a Wathen"
Musty Dog by Baskin McGlory June 23, 2012
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you must be on dog food 

To tell someone they said something stupid or crazy,or there being crazy.Also to tell someone you must be on crack
Joe< Go outside and stand in the cold
Chris< Hell naw it 20 degrees outside
Joe<I dont care
Chris< Nigga you must be on dog food

All dogs must chase the cat. 

the basic fact of life, which literally means that all playaz gotta work to get the pussy.
"All dogs must chase the cat."
"Word to your mother."
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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