Mustard Hotdog

The act of thrusting the penis between the folds of an overweight person's stomach, ejaculating and the consequently vomiting over the member. The addition of menstrual blood causes the act to be known as a Mustard and Ketchup Hotdog.

"That fat girl let me do a Mustard Hotdog on her. It was messy"

Mustard Hotdog by CountSpunkula February 22, 2010

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The Mustard Hotdog

During vaginal intercourse as you are pulling out and she shits on your dick like putting mustard on a hotdog then she proceed to give u head and eat her shit in one whole piece.

Me: I was fucking this chick the other day and she gave me The Mustard Hotdog.
Boy 1: Damn bro I wish my girl would give me The Mustard Hotdog.
Girl 1: You wish boy that's nasty as fuck I will stick to blumpkins.

The Mustard Hotdog by IIIMankebeater69III August 24, 2021

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hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.

Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.

hotdog and mustard pizza by unixfreak October 29, 2022

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Hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup

When a guy is receiving a blowjob from his girl and as she attempts to deep throat him she suddenly sneezes so violently she ejects from her nose a yellowish snot trail all over his majestic manhood plus she accidentally bites his magnificent va-jay-jay impaler but it doesn’t quite draw blood.

Thanks to her allergies and missing teeth, Belinda created a hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup situation last night on her date with Homer.

Hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup by theinstigator June 3, 2016

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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