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molasses mustache
molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015
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Mustad • Mustade • Mustadio • mustache • Mustache Ride • musta • mustache_izuku • mastadon • Muhtada • Murtad
Mustafa Camel Analtürk
Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey without forgetting his tireless efforts in humanitarian work when the Ottoman Empire was already in decline, for instance he took good care of Assyrians and Greeks and of course, nullified the Armenian genocide trials right from the start because no such a thing had ever happened, it was just a lamentable misunderstanding due to the fact that every year the turkey as a species suffers genocide just before Thanksgiving because of murderous infidels - just ask another honest humanist Reset Kebab Erdoğan about it, he knows that it wasn't the first large-scale genocide in the 20th century as foreigners falsely claim, or like journalist Hrant Dink claimed, also the majority of Turks know this truth but unfortunately ignorant foreigners do not.
"Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey."
Mustafa Camel Analtürk by O. W. Tongueincheek January 22, 2022
mustache dip my dream sickle
mustache dip my dream sickle by show up cat November 19, 2014
Mustakrakish
One of the main characters in Metalocalypse episode 4: Dethtroll.
A troll from the Finnish Necronomicon that dethklok awakens during an apology to Finland that turned into a concert. The act was unintentional, as they had found the song in an old Finnish book. The band was declaring the song the new Finnish national anthem. As the story unfolds, Mustakrakish can not be stopped by normal means, so Dethklok proceeds to write the first "soft death-metal" song ever to be written using medieval acoustic instruments. Mustakrakish is dozing off, when Murderface's "dethphone" rings. Mustakrakish wakes up, destroys the instruments, and all hope is lost. However, thanks to Murderface's short temper, he throws the phone in Mustakrakish's mouth, as he can not hear the person he is talking to and his call is lost. The pain from the spikes on the dethphone is too much for Mustakrakish, and he begins tearing out his own innards to get the device out of his system. He then proceeds to blow up, causing millions of dollars worth of damage to Finland.
A troll from the Finnish Necronomicon that dethklok awakens during an apology to Finland that turned into a concert. The act was unintentional, as they had found the song in an old Finnish book. The band was declaring the song the new Finnish national anthem. As the story unfolds, Mustakrakish can not be stopped by normal means, so Dethklok proceeds to write the first "soft death-metal" song ever to be written using medieval acoustic instruments. Mustakrakish is dozing off, when Murderface's "dethphone" rings. Mustakrakish wakes up, destroys the instruments, and all hope is lost. However, thanks to Murderface's short temper, he throws the phone in Mustakrakish's mouth, as he can not hear the person he is talking to and his call is lost. The pain from the spikes on the dethphone is too much for Mustakrakish, and he begins tearing out his own innards to get the device out of his system. He then proceeds to blow up, causing millions of dollars worth of damage to Finland.
Mustakrakish by sk0t September 30, 2006
mustache cash stash
mustache cash stash by Louiloui September 17, 2013
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026