Muskat Security

Refers to atypical security consultant that reads too much, does too little and generally runs around like a puppy shitting and pissing on everything good. Muskat is often referred to in the context, "If you're doing your job, he's not doing his". Muskat is the epitome of chicken little security.

Consultant: We need to move all our apps to IPv6 to be secure, it's much better than IPv4

Any reasonable person: Dude, we don't practice muskat security here, piss off!