Musical Butts

When a bunch of dudes stand in the middle of a circle back to back and around the edge of the circle there are women with their bare asses pointing toward cluster of dudes. The men spin in a circle while music is playing, and when the music stops the men all try to start having anal sex with one of the girls. The guy who doesn't get to a girl gets knocked out, and the last man standing wins.

"Bro, wanna get together with the gang tonight?"
"Eh, I don't know..."
"C'mon, we'll play musical butts!"
"Oh, well in that case count me in!"

Musical Butts by The Foreskin Phantom April 14, 2014

Musical Butt Flap

A rhythmic or structural "stumble" in a song’s arrangement. Usually occurs when a drummer plays a ghost note exactly one sixty-fourth note after the downbeat, or when a track has a deceptive ending that "flaps" open for one final, unexpected instrumental flourish. It creates a physical sensation of the groove having a loose tail or a "shaky" low-end vibration.

"I was trying to map out the scansion of that new jazz fusion track, but the drummer kept throwing in these greasy butt flaps on the bridge that completely wrecked my meter."

"The scansion of the lyrics is actually quite formal, but the producer added so many sub-bass butt flaps to the chorus that you can't even tell it’s written in iambic pentameter."

"Check the scansion on that outro—the song technically ends on the fourth measure, but that final musical butt flap makes the rhythm feel like it’s tripping over its own feet."

Musical Butt Flap by FingPat April 24, 2026