Mushroom King

The king of dicks, typically someone who is a total jerk to people.

That guy sure is a mushroom king.

Mushroom King by SirRansom November 6, 2024

King Mushroom 

An absolute sigma male and gigachad that is based af.

Man that guy is such a King Mushroom, all the girls go nuts for him

King Mushroom by bruh what the frick July 17, 2021

Mushroom Kingdom 

1) Place where the Super Mario games take action.

2) ''Going to Mushroom Kingdom''; To Trip with LSD, Acids, Mushrooms or any other hallucinogen drug. As the Mushroom Kingdom is a happy place with lots of colors, just like the place you go when you trip with these drugs. Also because of the word ''Mushroom'' in ''Mushroom Kingdom''.

1) The Mushroom Kingdom is being attacked by Bowser!

2) Oh man... im going to Mushroom Kingdom right now...

Mushroom Kingdom by EReto December 1, 2013

visit the mushroom kingdom 

Partake in psychedelic mushrooms.

Holy shit with these I'm going to visit the Mushroom Kingdom.

visit the mushroom kingdom by Askur December 24, 2007

mushrooming 

The solid twatting of a ho's face by the bulbous bell-end belonging to an erect nob. It is either an act of intense passion and loving for the mushroomed one, or an act of anger at the dislike of an unagreeable technique used during oral sex. If the face is struck hard enough with the familiar mushroom shape of said bell-end, then a bruise will be left (see mushroom welt).

"Man that hussy was a fine piece of ass, but when she started using teeth down there, I had to pull out and give her a stern mushrooming."

mushrooming by Mo'$ the 2nd June 5, 2005

going mushrooming 

1. A very trippy orgy, facilitated by drugs.

2. Drunken competition involving trying to see who can find the most circumcised guys in a night. Whether sleeping with them or just yanking down their trousers is the goal depends on house rules at the time. One notes sleeping with them distracts one from keeping an accurate running tally.

3. Game played in the dark, in which one participant attempts to identify others merely by the shape of their penises.

4. Actually going out to pick mushrooms, magic or otherwise. Asking clarification is advised if invited to go mushrooming.

"Hey, we're drunk, we're bored, we're all here... let's go mushrooming!"

Sue liked going mushrooming, but she didn't like losing track of the guys she'd found.

going mushrooming by defiantdefiner April 8, 2010

mushrooming 

it's when you get told shit that is not true. Mushrooms are kept in the dark and fed shit. So all you get is shit, just like mushrooms.

james ''hey there's a rollercoaster that can go 500 mph!'
david ''who the fuck told you that?''
james ''oh, tom told me that!''
david ''well, tom is mushrooming you.''

mushrooming by rainbowtiger July 25, 2017