Musbear 

Middle-Aged Fat Man thats holds their genitalia for the World to see. Often associated with Musturkey

Student1: "Did you see that Musbear?"
Student2: "Yeah, feasting on Musturkey's wattle"

Musbear by FROFMASTER January 5, 2010

Musberger 

Splooging on a woman's upper lip shortly after eating asparagus.

"Zambrano hit a walk-off and I gave Susan a Musberger. It was a pretty good Saturday."

Musberger by AlabamaHotPocketChamp June 7, 2009

Musbergers

Testicles and scrotum.

"Lebron got hit in the Musbergers by Draymond Green and then the series turned." - Rich Eisen, 6/7/2017

Musbergers by better.worse.OK June 7, 2017

mudbear 

A white man who dates or has sexual relations exclusively with black women

That mudbear does'nt have anything to do with white women, but he's always hitting up on black chicks

mudbear by theshadow49 December 3, 2010

Mudbeard 

Characteristics include: Overweight and slovenly. Unemployed and on welfare. Zero job/ life skills. (BUT) These fat, lazy motherfuckers decided that all they have to do to earn the tough, racist, hardworking goodolboy redneck badge, is to grow a duck dynasty beard and start wearing rebel flags.

They eqrned nothing. These guys are just fedoras in disguise.

Attention REAL Workers, rednecks, and racists: It's open season on all unemployed, welfare bum, fake real men MUDBEARDS!

Carry clippers on your person, next to the .45. It's time they get sent back to fedora and sweatpants land.

Mudbeard by Bruce Fitzgerald Cook October 14, 2021

Mubear 

Best friend who is awesome at giving hugs.

You're my Mubear

Mubear by Brownburr November 23, 2021

musber 

musber is a dumbass who likes to listen to weird Al 24/7

man I hate musber, he's such a idiot

musber by musber May 8, 2024