A term used to describe a misshapen oversized Caucasian woman (or sometimes man) who make little or no effort to appear attractive in public. Mumpies can be identified by their choices of sporting short leper hair, crocs with socks, and stained oversized Mickey Mouse T-shirts. They can often be found in cities such as Jacksonville, Florida, as well as in Walmarts across the world.
Bro, my two biggest fears in the whole wide world are horny chimpanzees and if my wife were to become a mumpy!
by Mumpy Master July 31, 2022
by Pank April 26, 2009
Derived from the British word for mother, mum, "mumpy" is a word which is also used for mother, in an affectionate way.
"Mumpy! What's for dinner?"
by Twiglette August 14, 2007
by M.P.MACEY January 23, 2008
The smell came from the bathroom; I knew Debra was making a poopy, and that meant mumpies or no dinner.
by poobro69 February 19, 2011
When you first find out that a girl has not shaved her pubes in several days and you are forced to have sex with her and your penis gets raw from the stubble.
Dude i totally banged this girl last night and i got a Mumpy Morrison! It hurts so bad but it was so good!
by Barry S. June 2, 2009
by eLCon October 5, 2005