when your friend, maggie, declares herself god in the group chat/friend group and insists you call her maglord. you can spot maglords t posing for the majority of their life
A Muplord is an individual who takes ineptitude, malcoordination (Muppetry) to high and elevated levels, thus making them deserving of ridicule
Dude 1, whilst trying to drink from his beer and piss at the same time, falls over in urinal therefore spraying his own piss all over his prostrate form as well as aforementioned beer.
Dude 2 (pointing severely at the stricken fool): Muplord !!!
Fitzrovian / Dalston dialect: describes mannerisms and behaviour of first or second level or line employees of large corporations and institutions; additionally could also be used to describe lower level managers
Petty and officious behaviour
When confronted by a request that the mugloid cannot or does not know how to handle will reply with the following:
'i'm sorry sir / madam i don't make the rules around here' or;
'i'm sorry sir / madam i don't understand but i don't think we can do that'
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.