Muglord

The dude that drinks tea at parties.

Person A: oh look its Louis
Person B: He's drinking tea again
Person A: What a Muglord

by TIMHABIB April 20, 2018

maglord

when your friend, maggie, declares herself god in the group chat/friend group and insists you call her maglord. you can spot maglords t posing for the majority of their life

maggie: call me maglord
everyone: *worships maglord*

by savannah kate May 28, 2019

Muplord

A Muplord is an individual who takes ineptitude, malcoordination (Muppetry) to high and elevated levels, thus making them deserving of ridicule

Dude 1, whilst trying to drink from his beer and piss at the same time, falls over in urinal therefore spraying his own piss all over his prostrate form as well as aforementioned beer.

Dude 2 (pointing severely at the stricken fool): Muplord !!!

by Theo HBomb June 14, 2007

Mugford

village idiot.

Boy 1: Who's that over there?
Boy 2: The village idiot. He's a right mugford

by itsanicedaytoday April 8, 2011

mugloid

Fitzrovian / Dalston dialect: describes mannerisms and behaviour of first or second level or line employees of large corporations and institutions; additionally could also be used to describe lower level managers
Petty and officious behaviour

When confronted by a request that the mugloid cannot or does not know how to handle will reply with the following:
'i'm sorry sir / madam i don't make the rules around here' or;
'i'm sorry sir / madam i don't understand but i don't think we can do that'

by Fritz von Dalstonus February 19, 2009