Megamunch Pie is a form of chocolate-butterscotch pie with crumbled cookie crust (your choice of cookie and can be any combination of cookies) and any mix of candies and munchie food you want mixed into the filling, covered by a flaky biscuit crust with a small caramel drizzle.
A: "Hey bro, you gonna order a pizza or something?"
B: "Nah, man, I got some megamunch pie in the fridge."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'