Muffjob

A muffjob is the act of sexually pleasuring a female or transvestite using your mouth and some times fingers or toys. You might call it the opposit of a blowjob.

I got a good muffjob from that bartender last date.

by indifly June 22, 2016

muff job

Cunnilingus; oral sex performed on a woman. Similar to blow job

My boyfriend gave me a great muff job last night!

by Travis Nichols January 15, 2005

Muffjibber

A muffjibber is a form of fellatio. Muffjibbers are primarily performed by young men on older women in exchange for various non-sexual services.

I can't afford for the old ladies at church to clean my house so I gave them all muffjibbers instead of cash.

by UrbanDeeyok September 22, 2015

muffmobile

A vehicle used by one or more lesbians.

An imaginary vehicle used for muffdiving.

"Can't find no pussy? To the muffmobile!"

"I was cruising along in my muffmobile and decided to take a dive."

by Reese R. February 4, 2006

muff job

Any occupation typically done by a women.

I'm not going to clean that bathroom, that is a muff job.

by Rusty Schulz March 17, 2005

muffobia

Jeans refuse to fit due to your muffin top

Simone suffers from Muffobia when her denim jeans refuse to fit anymore

by Marshmallow! April 13, 2014