Muffjob
A muffjob is the act of sexually pleasuring a female or transvestite using your mouth and some times fingers or toys. You might call it the opposit of a blowjob.
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muff job by Travis Nichols January 15, 2005
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Muffjibber
A muffjibber is a form of fellatio. Muffjibbers are primarily performed by young men on older women in exchange for various non-sexual services.
I can't afford for the old ladies at church to clean my house so I gave them all muffjibbers instead of cash.
Muffjibber by UrbanDeeyok September 22, 2015
muffmobile
"Can't find no pussy? To the muffmobile!"
"I was cruising along in my muffmobile and decided to take a dive."
"I was cruising along in my muffmobile and decided to take a dive."
muffmobile by Reese R. February 4, 2006
muff job
muff job by Rusty Schulz March 17, 2005
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.