Muffin dick
Muffin dick by ClownPenisDotFart October 17, 2010
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Muffin Dick
When you cock is shorter then it is longer and wide like a tuna can. The shape of the cock looks like a muffin has been glued on to where the penis would be. This is achieved by being overweight, obese, or born with it. Also see the word chode.
Chase says to his fellow brosefs, "Bros check out my huge muffin dick when I slammed it in the card door this morning!"
Muffin Dick by thesatisfyer January 19, 2015
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dick muffin by giggletits69 June 16, 2011
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(noun)
A certain type of person that exhibits the epitome of being any/all of the following: a jerk, an asshole, a douche bag, a dickhead, a tool, a faggot (not in the homosexual sense), or a twit. Any single person cannot label more than five people with this because it is reserved for only the most heinous individuals one may meet. This term is applicable to a boy or girl.
A certain type of person that exhibits the epitome of being any/all of the following: a jerk, an asshole, a douche bag, a dickhead, a tool, a faggot (not in the homosexual sense), or a twit. Any single person cannot label more than five people with this because it is reserved for only the most heinous individuals one may meet. This term is applicable to a boy or girl.
"Wow, I definitely just added her to my list of dick muffins. That gives me four. Now her and her boyfriend are on my list!"
dick muffin by irrelevent July 3, 2008
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Dick Muffin by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 4, 2011
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In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.
Dick Muffin by gymboy318 October 16, 2019
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