Muffin Puss

(Noun)

muhf-in-poos

A gender-neutral phrase referring to a favourite hole/orifice, on one's own body and if active, particularly where you get the most sexual pleasure, either from yourself or a partner.

That's the dirty meaning at least...

Jessie: Hey James, wanna mess around later?

James: Heck yeah, I wanna munch on your Muffin Puss all night!

by www.MuffinPuss.com August 1, 2022

Muffin pussy

When your FUPA and your muffin top meet and create an alternate usable crevice

I was banging Kim last night and accidentally glazed her muffin pussy

by 47thumper October 2, 2019

pussy muffin

When a girl mixes up muffin batter, and funnels it in with her pussy in the air. She then proceeds to take a hair dryer and hold it on her vag until the muffin is firm, yet still moist.

Dan: My, Lyndsey, those were some fantastic pussy muffins you made this morning.

Nick: I agree, and the cylindrical shape makes them easy to carry for an on-the-go treat.

by nv1990 June 7, 2009

Muffinpusher

When a man rubs a muffin onto a vagina to add taste to it to make it more enjoyable for him to lick her vagina.

Man #1: Hey, my wife wants me to do something special for her birthday. What should I do?

Man #2: You should try being a Muffinpusher.

Man #1: What's that?

Man #2: Just rub a muffin on her vagina. Trust me she's gonna love it.

by NotAMuffinpusher August 8, 2012