Muffin Hor 

One who will do anything just for sweet foods, which may include muffins.

John: Hey Mary, give me a BJ!
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.

Muffin Hor by bjdoorknob August 7, 2012

horn muffin 

A girl version of a horn dog! (or a horny gay guy)

{Gay Guy}: omg!!! i need to get a guy!!
{Girl to her gay best friend}: stop being such a horn muffin cutie!

horn muffin by Fouldsy March 10, 2008

horse muffin 

1) A muffin for horses.
2) A term of endearment for close loved ones.

Woman: Guess what? I made tacos tonight!
Man: Aww, you're so great, horse muffin.

horse muffin by Slash Jackson January 6, 2009

Muffinhopping 

The process of pulling down your pants on the side of a road and hopping across on your ass

Yo dawg, wanna go muffinhopping today and fuck up traffic?

Muffinhopping by the muffinhopper March 26, 2011

horgan muffins 

Someone who is a total dumb ass and has no idea what's going on. Most likely named Morgan

"I don't know what's going on"
"You're such a Horgan Muffins"

horgan muffins by HorganHater October 23, 2017