Muffin Hor

One who will do anything just for sweet foods, which may include muffins.

John: Hey Mary, give me a BJ!
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.

Muffin Hor by bjdoorknob August 7, 2012

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horn muffin

A girl version of a horn dog! (or a horny gay guy)

{Gay Guy}: omg!!! i need to get a guy!!
{Girl to her gay best friend}: stop being such a horn muffin cutie!

horn muffin by Fouldsy March 10, 2008

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Related Words

Muffin Hor • horn muffin • horse muffin • horgan muffins • muffin hopping • Muffin-Ho • Muffin Hoe • Muffin hole • muffin hour • muffin house

horse muffin

1) A muffin for horses.
2) A term of endearment for close loved ones.

Woman: Guess what? I made tacos tonight!
Man: Aww, you're so great, horse muffin.

horse muffin by Slash Jackson January 6, 2009

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Muffinhopping

The process of pulling down your pants on the side of a road and hopping across on your ass

Yo dawg, wanna go muffinhopping today and fuck up traffic?

Muffinhopping by the muffinhopper March 26, 2011

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horgan muffins

Someone who is a total dumb ass and has no idea what's going on. Most likely named Morgan

"I don't know what's going on"
"You're such a Horgan Muffins"

horgan muffins by HorganHater October 23, 2017

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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