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Muffin Game

This game is played by 2 Or more males, for this game you need: a Muffin, 2 Or more Idiots, and a place your mom wont catch you in. Instructions: place a muffin on the floor, then pull out your 2 millimetre defeater and stand around the muffin. then on the count of 3 you all start to jerk on the muffin. last one to Cum, eats the muffin
Person 1: wanna play the muffin game?
Person 2: sure, let me ask Jacob and Mack too
Muffin Game by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

The Muffin Game 

Basically, it is a game played by two or more males in which a muffin is placed on the ground, the players form a circle around the muffin, and the players must race to jizz on the muffin. The last person to jizz on the muffin must eat it. Origin unknown. Try this game with your camping buddies.
We were playing the Muffin Game and Brad, reluctantly, ended up eating the muffin.
The Muffin Game by j3ss3!!!!! July 28, 2006

jizz muffin game 

a game in which a group of people (usually of the male sex) gather areound a muffin in a circle. they then proceed to whack-off onto the muffin. finally, the looser (the last person to cum or the first to miss) must eat the jizz covered muffin.
"hey dood... wanna play the jizz muffin game?"
"no way man im no fag"

The Female Muffin game 

A great game for girls at sleepovers! It is and adaption of The Muffin Game that allows girls to have some fun too. It is played by having a muffin placed on the floor and players kneel around it. It is played by the girls using the muffin as a dildo and the last one to stick the muffin inside must eat the ENTIRE muffin. (This game can be played with girls and guys if the players wish. If i guy is the last to ejaculate on the muffin he must eat it, but if he is last and a girl has not put it in yet, she must eat it.) Both are great fun for sleepovers and parties.
"Hey Miranda! Come play the muffin game with me and Steph!"
"I thought only guys can play that Emmathy."
"Nope, there's a female version called The Female Muffin Game. I'm a pro."
"Maybe we can do a mix and Ryan and Jorge can ... cum ... too! Hahaha"
"Why not?!"
Cool I'll go get them!"

The Muffin Game 

Where a group of guys get in a circle jerk and try to nut on a muffin last guy to finish has to eat the muffin
Dude u wanna play the muffin game? Sure what kinda muffins you got?
The Muffin Game by Max-well December 16, 2009

Muffin Gamer 

One who games (usually GTA) while baking muffins for her grandkids.
Muffin Gamer by Beeg nene May 18, 2020
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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