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Muffin Buffer 

MUFFIN BUFFER CAN BE USED IN REFERENCE TO ANYTHING, BIG OR SMALL, WHICH COULD BE USED WHILE BUFFIN' THE MUFFIN IN A DELIBERATE OR NON-DELIBERATE MANNER SO AS TO ACHIEVE OR CAUSE SEXUAL STIMULATION OF A WOMANS GENITALIA.

A MOTORCYCLE COULD BE A MUFFIN BUFFER, A HOUSEHOLD ITEM COULD BE USED, THOUGH TYPICALLY WOULD HAVE A SMALL VIBRATING MOTOR WITHIN THE ITEM.

SALLY AND SUSAN TOOK TURNS USING THEIR MUFFIN BUFFERS WHILE FILMING ONE ANOTHER.

ERICH LOVED TO RIDE HIS HOG EVEN THOUGH SALLY COULD NOT TAKE THE MUFFIN BUFFER MOVEMENT AND VIBRATIONS ON HER CLIT.
I carry a muffin buffer with me at all times and whenever I'm able. I ride my muffin buffer motorcycle around town and I've had orgasm after orgasm all because my little bike moves just right and rumbles when she needs to.
Muffin Buffer by CallieMuffin September 9, 2018
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Muffin Buffer 

An object, such as a vibrator, used by a woman or a man on a woman to masturbate with her with.
Ellen loves her 2 stroke muffin buffer.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026