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muff muffler 

an asshole that for some reason finds it necessary to prevent you from getting any cheeks.
yo dog i was tryin to have some butt sex wit dat mexican bitch yesterday at the party, but some muff muffler came out of nowhere and fucked that up. SO THEN I KILLED HIM
muff muffler by tyriqfromthestreet November 12, 2009

Muff Muffler 

Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.
I couldn't stop queering so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.
Muff Muffler by V farter January 6, 2017

Muff Muffled 

Before he could say another word,I muff muffled him.
Muff Muffled by Thinkinfyou January 9, 2009

Muffuffler 

A muzzle for the vagina /i.e. ; a qweef quieter.
I gave my girl a muffuffler for Christmas bcuz her pussy farts too loud!
Muffuffler by Stu Pididiot 1972 January 13, 2024