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Muff Dusting 

The practice of a female walking by a group of males (or possibly homosexual females) while scantily clad. This process leaves pheromone-rich particles proven by top scientist to induce sexual arousal. Multiple passes are often used to obtain necessary particle density to achieve desired response. Older females (see cougars) are observed to regularly perform multiple muff dusting passes.
“Bro, that cougars been muff dusting! Four times now, I’m gonna go smash and dash”. (See ‘smash and dash’)
Muff Dusting by WaffleTown August 20, 2018
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muff dusting 

Verb.
A pussyfart that is dropped off to unsuspecting victims as the perpetrator leaves the crime scene.
I had to dump her after a rancid muff dusting left me blind in one eye.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004