Muff Diver

A man or woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a woman.

Portia De Rossi is an infamous muff diver.

by Tammi November 26, 2003

Muff Diver

Someone who likes to lick clits and vaginas

Alex is such amuff diver, he cant seem to keep his face out of the bearded clam.

by charles heston October 25, 2004

Muff Diver

one who eats the pussy very well.

jacob whitacre is a boss muff diver

by elenaHEARTSjacob January 13, 2010

Muff Diver

An occupation many black men avoid.

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.

by Labial Licker November 06, 2019

Muff Diver

one who loves katy perry

She is such a muff diver going to all those concerts

by marcus_aurelius June 17, 2010

Muff Diver

One Who Dives In Muffs (aka Vag.)And/Or Is Addicted To Sex

Dude That Kid Cotter Is A Muff Diver

by CoReY f August 08, 2006

muff diver

To suck pussy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. When a man or woman ( i prefer men)burries their face in a woman's hairy or bald pussy and licks her clit with random sucking here and there. A good muff diver knows to focus on the clit and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ectsasy. Licking the vaginal opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. You can take it a step further and lick the asshole to complete the mission.

That muff diver sucked my pussy so good I was climbing the wall.

by kinkyraggae February 15, 2005