Muff Dive

Football slang for when a player is returning a kick and drops (fumbles) the ball when it get to him and then everyone jumps or dives on it

did you see the muff dive right at the end of the 3rd quarter?

by Dick G September 20, 2010

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To go down on a female and thoroughly enjoy munching on her vagina, even if she herself is not enjoying it.

Tim Loves to Muff Dive Lumberjacks.

by The Bowse October 01, 2009

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muff dive

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

by matthew December 31, 2003

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I went muff-diving last night and her pussy was so good that I fucked it and went muff-diving again.

by Blazing-Toker August 24, 2015

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To orally please a wordMuff
To eat out a hairy pussy

Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!

by PurpleCowMan April 06, 2002

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To perform oral sex on a female.
Can be risky as you might end up with facial STD's if the woman isn't clean.

by Zoist September 13, 2005

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Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee!

by Bob Dole November 11, 2002

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