Muff Blasting

The female equivalent of Manspreading. The act of sitting with one's legs wide open, particularly while wearing a dress or skirt, so that the "muff" (crude term for a woman's genitals) is open to the air or "blasting" the room.
"Did you see how Marie was sitting earlier? She was totally Muff Blasting the whole room."
by RyeDomaine June 24, 2025
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