Muddy Turtle

When ones male genitalia is coated in a thick creamy poop.

Ewww! Look at that muddy turtle!

by Chowberski December 15, 2019

muddy turtle

The act of wiping the shit off one's anus onto the bottom of their nut sack with toilet paper after defecating.

Michael had to take a bath after committing a muddy turtle.

by Broken Rubber April 26, 2014

muddy turtleneck

the shit covered tip or head of the penis after dirty (anal) sex.

After pounding Linsay and Lisa in the ass then blowing the jism in their face, Joe had a muddy turtleneck and needed a shower.

by muddy shovel November 10, 2006