Muddy Turtle
Muddy Turtle by Chowberski December 15, 2019
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muddy turtle
The act of wiping the shit off one's anus onto the bottom of their nut sack with toilet paper after defecating.
muddy turtle by Broken Rubber April 26, 2014
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muddy turtleneck
After pounding Linsay and Lisa in the ass then blowing the jism in their face, Joe had a muddy turtleneck and needed a shower.
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The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
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