Muddy Turtle

When ones male genitalia is coated in a thick creamy poop.
Ewww! Look at that muddy turtle!
by Chowberski December 15, 2019
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muddy turtle

The act of wiping the shit off one's anus onto the bottom of their nut sack with toilet paper after defecating.
Michael had to take a bath after committing a muddy turtle.
by Broken Rubber April 26, 2014
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