Muddy Helmet 

The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.

This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.

The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.

A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".

Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.

Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?

Muddy Helmet by Smack Baby October 23, 2011

muddy helmet 

The head of a penis that has been inserted and removed from an anus.

Sara forgot to take a dump before i pounded her asshole, when i pulled out my cock was covered in shit. I hate cleaning up a muddy helmet.

muddy helmet by skitzo October 19, 2003

Muddy Helmet 

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

AKA boabie joabe or tadger toalie and foreskin fajita

She lets me fuck her in the ass but I have to wipe my muddy helmet clean before I get a blow job

Muddy Helmet by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010

Muddy Helmet 

When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.

Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.

Muddy Helmet by Jason’s Sister’s Ass December 11, 2020

mudd helmet 

The small amount of fecal matter left on the tip of your penis after anal sex, resembling a small mudd helmet

Dude, I fuckin love anal, but maaan, i hate removing the mudd helmet!!

mudd helmet by mechy20 July 12, 2006

mudd helmet 

A thick condom you use while engaging in anal sex!

Im gonna go get my mudd helmet on cause Im gonna go hit up delia's ass caverns

mudd helmet by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002