The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.
This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.
The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.
A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".
This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.
The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.
A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".
Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.
Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?
Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?
by Smack Baby October 23, 2011
A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex
AKA boabie joabe or tadger toalie and foreskin fajita
AKA boabie joabe or tadger toalie and foreskin fajita
by Maduglookslikeasheep April 6, 2010
Sara forgot to take a dump before i pounded her asshole, when i pulled out my cock was covered in shit. I hate cleaning up a muddy helmet.
by skitzo October 20, 2003
When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.
Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.
by Jason’s Sister’s Ass December 12, 2020