too muddy

a term made by new jersey teenagers for when you don’t feel like doing something or something gets complicated

teacher: “we have a test today”

student: “too muddy”

by brick1738 June 6, 2021

muddy bookmark

When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.

I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.

by Shithousepoet March 14, 2015

A muddy taxi refers to the act of taking a shit in a taxi, usually after a night of drinking.

Jenny was wasted last night but I can't believe she pulled a muddy taxi on the way home from taco bell.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 8, 2014

Sticking marijuana in another’s asshole and eating it out in a gentle manner

by Srhsandshit December 9, 2018

when a girl is riding you, you reach around stuff your nutsack skin into her asshole

oh man when that bitch was riding me last night i slipped her the muddy tarp

by Pjs37 April 11, 2008

When ones male genitalia is coated in a thick creamy poop.

by Chowberski December 15, 2019

It’s the Froggy Doggy but first she shits herself and you do it in the butt through the shit.

"Dude, last night I did the muddy hill with my girl and it took forever to clean up.”

by Hardcorestyle November 12, 2018